Henry Higgins

As I braved the mall today I had one prominent thought, inspired by Henry Higgins: "Why can't a woman be more like a man?" I spent ALL day looking for just a couple of white shirts for performances this summer. Every shirt I tried on was too baggy or too tight, too thin or too heavy, too short or too long, bulgy, stained, grungy, or low-cut. NOTHING fits!! All a man has to do is walk in, check for S, M, or L and a neck size. Done. Oh, the injustice of it all!!